Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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