whats green and slimy? green slim

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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