I just drank a cola.

Penis

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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