- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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