-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Chicken

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Pickles are moist.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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