Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

ever tried african food? they neither

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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