Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Sarah Palin.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

a irish man walks past a bar

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

THE GAME

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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