- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

My children are mistakes

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

who do we all like george goodburn

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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