- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

where's mom I killed her

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

why did the girl cry because she was raped

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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