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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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