- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

whats funnier than 24? 25

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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