- Anti Joke

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Women's rights

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.