How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Christianity.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Cleveland winning something

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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