- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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