- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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