- Anti Joke

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.