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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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