Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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