- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

hear hear

I have suicidal thoughts

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Refridgerator.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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