- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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