Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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