John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Getting up for a black person on a buss

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

H o m o comes out as homo

what did the old lady die of old age...

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

Life

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

one morning i turned on my tv

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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