One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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