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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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