What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What is a question?

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Anti Joke

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