I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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