Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

Ham sandwich

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

Stephen Hawking can walk

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

HARRY EFFING STYLES

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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