Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Where's my tractor?

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Yes. Just Yes.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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