What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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your mom

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Womens rights

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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