- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

what is brown and sticky? a stick

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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