What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Don't rape me!

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