look left now look right. washing machine

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

i have 2 penises

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Penis

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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