- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

dog

I'm Jewish

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Women's rights.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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