Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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The WNBA

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Hello

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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