Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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NEVER

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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