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What lives underground? Grandpa

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Fuck her

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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cot!

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666 im christian

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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lol

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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