i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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penis that is all

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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