What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Anti Joke

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