a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Avery has crabs.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Women's rights.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Anti Joke

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