- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

666 im christian

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Obama.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

did you ever see a butter fly?

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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