- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What did the mole say? Nothing

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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