why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Women's Basketball.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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