Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

okay.....

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Canada

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

96

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

I have read the Terms of Service.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

i wish i was a tree !

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

What color is my lamp? Brown

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

knock knock come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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