Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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W.N.B.A.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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