what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

S.O.P.A

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Y2K

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

Women's rights.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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