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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

A fat man buys a salad

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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