your face.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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knock knock Come in.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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Anti Joke

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