- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

Kate

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

suck my dick.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Ben is gay

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

go go gadget

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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