What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Well, this is fun.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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noodles

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Dear John,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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