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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

I LIKE TURLES.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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